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Call volume at Overstock dot com is rising as the holidays approach. Who knew that assisting a caller could be filled with so many blue comedic opportunities? The land mines of innuendo are about to place Bella in a whole lot of trouble. Or will they? A short, comedic One Shot included in the 2011 Fandoms Fight the Floods compilation.
PDF: GothicTemptress – Merchandise
(posted May 31, 2011 – Beta: AniasMark)
FRENCH TRANSLATION: by Milk40 – found Here.
RUSSIAN TRANSLATION: by Letmesignman – found Here.
Thanks to Letmesignman , Merchandise won third place in The Best Humor O/S category of the Annual Twilight Russia Translation Awards for 2014!